Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

This is where I change elements of the daily single-panel comic, "The Family Circus", in an attempt to make it amusing.
This doesn’t prove that Thel loves Jeffy more, but that Dolly doesn’t love Jesus enough.

This doesn’t prove that Thel loves Jeffy more, but that Dolly doesn’t love Jesus enough.

That dog’s just gonna pass out. Waste of purple, y’ask me.

That dog’s just gonna pass out. Waste of purple, y’ask me.

That’s how I’m starting to feel.

That’s how I’m starting to feel.

That dog looks so depressed.

That dog looks so depressed.

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

He is living a lie.

He is living a lie.

While I’m sure there was no need for gender-specific slurs, that was a pretty passive-aggressive move.

While I’m sure there was no need for gender-specific slurs, that was a pretty passive-aggressive move.

I know how you feel, girl.

I know how you feel, girl.

That must be a popular book.

That must be a popular book.

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found…

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found…