Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

This is where I change elements of the daily single-panel comic, "The Family Circus", in an attempt to make it amusing.
They must protect their leader.

They must protect their leader.

Sometimes the truth sucks.

Sometimes the truth sucks.

It because he’s gay.

It because he’s gay.

All she sees ahead of her is darkness.

All she sees ahead of her is darkness.

Don’t trust him! It’s a trick!

Don’t trust him! It’s a trick!

Just shut up and wipe P.J.’s nose.

Just shut up and wipe P.J.’s nose.

srsly

srsly

Oh, Billy! So adorably regressive!

Oh, Billy! So adorably regressive!

This one took a turn.

This one took a turn.

Maybe she just needs a different device.

Maybe she just needs a different device.